The koala and the little lizard

“Hey Koala ! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry and he’s going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.


A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?” 

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. 

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says: “Hey you!”
 

 

 

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